"Weak for Meself" - I'm so overcome with how good I look, that I'm actually bordering on losing consciousness!

Pure Cork. 

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There was a time when, if you wanted a burger in Cork city centre, the choice was pretty much either Mandy's at Daunt Square where McDonald's now resides or Burgerland on the corner of Patrick Street and Cook Street underneath the old Victoria hotel (now Monsoon)! Were you a Mandy's sham ..

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Everyone knows Cork's suburbs and rural towns are a hotbed of gangsterism.

Whether it's the mean streets of Kanturk where everyone's hurley is always loaded, the shady ghettos of Mallow (the real home of hip-..

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It's higher than Shandon, the County Hall and Mount Everest. Rumoured to be an alien space craft that landed at the top of the northside in the mid-seventies, the government covered up the story by pretending it was a water tower'. People who are known descendants of those who arrived on ..

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Metro stations around the world are always canvasses for street artists so in Cork's case the metro is nothing but street art. That's how we roll. 

Created by Garreth Joyce on the site of the old Sir Henry's nightclub on South Main Street this is a hugely popular selfie spot f..

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Mint is Cork slang for 'good' or 'great'. That hoodie is pure mint = that hoodie is really good! 

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Mockie Ah is Cork slang for pretend or make-believe. This is a well known piece of street created by Garreth Joyce. 

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Street art by Garreth Joyce featuring a very Spanish looking Cork and Manchester United football hero Roy Keane.

Text in Spanish says "Welcome to Cork". 

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Every morning without fail the first flight to leave Cork International Airport leaves for Amsterdam - just 1.5 hours away.

With so many Dutch people visiting and living in the People's Republic of Cork these days we said it was time to put out an official welcome. This street art b..

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French speaking tourists can be regularly seen taking selfies at this piece of street art by artist Garreth Joyce. 

The French motto "Egalite, Fraternite, Liberte" is often adapted for other reasons e.g. 

Liberté, égalité, frugal..

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Nicolaus Copernicus was a Polish astronomer who formulated a model of the universe that placed the Sun rather than the Earth at the center of the universe. As Cork is the centre of the universe we commissioned a piece of street art by artist Garreth Joyce to acknowledge his great di..

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Langerload is Cork slang for a large quantity of something. e.g. The Jellyfish has a langerload of tentacles.

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This hoodie features a well known piece of street art from Parnell Place, Cork City designed by artist Garreth Joyce. 

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This hoodie features a well known piece of street art from Washington Street, Cork City designed by artist Garreth Joyce marking the new air connection between Cork and Boston.

The baseball player wears a Boston Redsox kit but holds a hurley instead of a baseball bat. 
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Traffic deadly but need to pop into town to get some tripe before the shops close on ya? Hop aboard one of the many the Cork Metro lines and you'll be in the city centre double quick. 

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Sick of walking or cycling into town? Then hop on the new subway for Cork City!

Features a very detailed map of Cork City's Basic Underground System (B.U.S.) which features a rake of very recognisable stations.

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From the official PROC dictionary:

STALL THE BEANS (verb)
Please wait. "Stall the beans there bubillah, lamp me shoe's open" - Please wait for me, I wish to tie my lace.

When we finally gain independence for Cork all stop signs will be replaced w..

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To be extremely busy to the point where you are climbing walls trying to fit the amount of stuff to do into the room you are in. 

"Sorry boy, I can't stop to talk to you....I'm up the walls!" 

This t-shirt is made from ethically and environmentally kind clothing of ..

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One of the most important and commonly used slang phrases makes awareness of this instruction compulsory for anyone visiting Cork. Golfers shout 'FORE!', bystanders in movies holler 'LOOK OUT!' and Corkonians let you know that danger approaches by saying 'BE WIDE!'. 

By wearing ..

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You know yourself. Times are tough. If you're lucky enough to have a job you're flahed at the end of every day at work. If you're not, you're probably flahed from trying to find one so every second in bed is precious. 

The nation is flahed out from bandy governments, cut backs a..

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